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The Twelve Days of Christmas

Posted by Steve Read on December 22, 2011

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me a demand that I address her properly, and that calling her my ‘true love’ was perhaps a little out-dated.

On the second day of Christmas my true… erm, colleague sent to me two emails. Yep. Just two. I know my place.

On the third day of Christmas my business partner sent to me  three circles. ACL… get it?

On the fourth day of Christmas a spammer living somewhere in Asia sent me the price list for bulk rice shipments. Four times.

On the fifth day of Christmas I went out for a Christmas lunch, and I can’t remember the rest of that day.

On the sixth day of Christmas one of our associates sent us a voucher for lunch at Hotel Du Vin. We said thank you six times each. He’s a lovely man!

On the seventh day of Christmas our Marketing Director sent to me seven swans-a-swimming. Only joking, but I’m running out of ideas.

On the eighth day of Christmas Rachel sent me to make eight cups of coffee. At least eight.

On the ninth day of Christmas my accountant sent to me a reminder to sort out all my information so he can process my personal tax return in time for the January deadline.

On the tenth day of Christmas John Lewis sent to me the ten parcels that I was beginning to worry about.

On the eleventh day of Christmas Amazon sent me the one I’d completely forgotten about. How cool is that?

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me another demand that I revert to ‘true love’ as she quite likes it really…

Happy Christmas everybody.

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